Good vs. Evil

This is what went on in my head from 5:40pm to about 7:45pm:

Good: Man, you're tired, you should really consider taking a day off

Evil: Don't do it! You're just being lazy. Get off your ass!

Good: You've had a busy last few days with workouts, man, rest up!

Evil: Lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy

Good: Oh, look, the Rockies are on. How bout a glass of wine and some baseball?

Evil: It's in the mid-80's bro, perfect workout weather

Good: You're legs would really appreciate it!

Evil: Where are the keys? Do you have your googles and a towel? Make sure you grab some Driven!

Good: Good idea! You can soak your legs in the hot tub, and then foam roll those aches away.

Evil: 300 warm up, 4x300 progressive speed, 100 loosen, 8x50 kick, 600 pull, 200 cool down

Good: Perfect! The pool is closed for swim lessons until 7pm. Just go soak, look, it's 6:30, you don't want to wait 30 minutes.

Evil: Is that a lane? Wait, there's a lane. Oh, wait, kids swimming.

Good: See, the hot tub feels great. Soak it up man, enjoy the rest

Evil: Lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy

Good: Okay, let's go foam roll, and go have some vino.

Evil: LOOK! Swim lessons are done 15 minutes early. VICTORY!!!

Good: Dammit.

Evil: 25......50......75......100.....No wine until you burn some calories.

Good: See, you're tired.

Evil: Just make it 750m, and we'll jam. Remember, you had that big ass sandwich for lunch fatty!!!

Good: 750! Done! Wait, where are you going?

Evil: Just 50 more, for good measure.

Good: Asshole.

Evil: See? You probably wouldn't have finished your tri Sunday if you didn't do that.

Good: I hate you.

Evil: I love you.

Be glad you don't have that crap going on in your head. It's really a nuisance.

E